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  • The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent

    ★★½

  • Border

    ★★★★½

  • Mad Max: Fury Road

  • Mad Max 2

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  • The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent

    The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent

    ★★½

    well, my parents thought it was funny. i confess i'm really bad at laughing at movies; i spent all day watching Video Game High School and game grumps funny moments compilations so safe to say a real Comedy Movie with real actors and bits and stuff just doesn't gel with my internet-poisoned zoomer brain. it gets close on a few occasions, held up by pascal and cage's fantastic chemistry, but i just don't think i got it. it actually kind…

  • Border

    Border

    ★★★★½

    of course on the third rewatch my brother walks in during the sex scene. didn't have time to tell him i'm writing an essay about this for my gender studies class that is indeed mostly about nasty forest troll sex

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  • The PriceMaster

    The PriceMaster

    ★★★½

    "NO ONE NEEDS THAT MUCH DOCTOR PEPPER."
    thirty-two minutes of clueless suburbanites crumbling under the power of the all-knowing Pricemaster. if you don't like this, i don't know what to tell you.

  • The Killing of a Sacred Deer

    The Killing of a Sacred Deer

    ★★★★½

    keoghan-a-thon continues. weird movie to watch while sick for sure! one day i'll write an essay on this film. it does so much despite being relatively sparse. there is sex in this, and multiple instances of graphic nudity. but it's detached and alien, used almost entirely as a bargaining chip between characters. the backdrop of the vague midsized American city is fascinating. it looks like Baltimore, but also like Raleigh, or Little Rock, or Rochester, or Madison, or any of…