crispyrats

crispyrats

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professional hater

Favorite films

  • As Above, So Below
  • Coco
  • The Iron Claw
  • Alien

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  • Holland

    ★★½

  • Starstruck

    ★★★★

  • Barely Lethal

    ★★★½

  • Blue Velvet

    ★★

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  • Starstruck

    Starstruck

    ★★★★

    if a24 remade this movie it would win an oscar

  • The Black Phone

    The Black Phone

    ★★★★

    I’d die almost immediately because of my refusal to answer unknown callers

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  • Parasite

    Parasite

    ★★★★★

    slowly becoming Bong Joon's ho

  • Deadpool & Wolverine

    Deadpool & Wolverine

    ★★★★

    tag yourself I’m Hugh Jackman’s sweaty abs