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Favorite films

  • The Killing of a Chinese Bookie
  • Eyes of Fire
  • 3 Women
  • The Curse of Her Flesh

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  • A Date for Mad Mary

    ★★★★½

  • Repossessed

    ★★

  • It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World

    ★★★★

  • Oppenheimer

    ★★★★

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  • A Date for Mad Mary

    A Date for Mad Mary

    ★★★★½

    My high rating is biased because I'm pretty sure I was Mad Mary for a good period of my life and I like watching movies about people like me.

  • Repossessed

    Repossessed

    ★★

    Remember jokes?

    Me neither.

    And so I put this on in hopes of remembering. But something is wrong. I don't think this is what jokes used to look like. Something terrible has happened.

    Can someone tell me what is going on with my face? Why is it twisting into horrible shapes? And when I grit my teeth and find myself beginning to moan deep and mournfully, is this laughter? Is it supposed to feel bad?

    Can too many jokes kill…

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  • Frankenhooker

    Frankenhooker

    ★★★★

    You had me
    At crack that makes prostitutes
    Blow up.

    Then they blew up.

    And you
    Just kept on
    giving.

    Thank you, Frankenhooker

    You're the best.

  • As I Was Moving Ahead, Occasionally I Saw Brief Glimpses of Beauty

    As I Was Moving Ahead, Occasionally I Saw Brief Glimpses of Beauty

    ★★★★★

    I feel I need to write something about this, before its images fade, and it becomes indistinguishable from my own memories. What I’ve just seen is an entire lifetime. At first, I did not know whose life it was, as these images came towards me at a high velocity. Blurred. Jangled. Sun damaged. The faces of strangers. The shapes of rooms I have never been in. All of them, like stars or insects, either too big or too small to…

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