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2025; more black and white films, focusing on german expressionism.
5th favourite film; kiyoshi kurosawa's cure
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How to Train Your Dragon 2010
TOOTHLESS I LOVE YOU MORE THAN I CAN SAY
if my cat was toothless-sized she would definitiely let me sleep on her instead of her furry little self suffocating me every night. and i bet she'd help me walk when i dislocate stuff. this is the true chronically ill fantasyTranslated from by -
Heretic 2024
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such interesting things to say about religion. its a shame hes a nutjob because i think there are some salient points here. tense as fuck. more villins should be polite and mild, and hugh grant is exactly the right choice for this. i feel like when his agent sent him this script he laughed and went "oh alright then!" and changed nothing except maybe those horrendous glasses.
i felt so incredibly bad for sister paxton but was SO happy when…
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Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio 2022
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i am so disappointed. didn't finish, got about half an hour in and skimmed the rest. will watch again if i feel like depressing myself.
-the little wooden fuckhead literally did not grow as a person despite being LITERALLY a tree AND the reincarnation of gepetto's dead son. WHERE was the ressurection drama? the unsettling nature of being thrust back into a world you no longer recognise? even gepetto didn't get any growth despite a pine tree growing to full…
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The Blackcoat's Daughter 2015
SO BORING.
spent the entire film waiting for something to happen. instead we got long silences, moony gazes, and really *really* bad audio mixing. there is so much potential here for like a really delicious possession narrative but instead we got.....whatever the fuck this was. like it literally could have been a 30 minute film and not suffered. using mental illness as a crutch in horror films is cheap and boring especially if the question is "real demons or braaAaAain…Translated from by
