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  Saltburn 2023

  ★★★ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  what is this, parasite for little freaks?

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  Happiest Season 2020

  ★★★ Watched 26 Nov 2020

  you cant put all my university celeb crushes in the same movie and not expect me to inflate the rating by an entire star

Popular reviews

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  Charlie's Angels 2000

  ★★★ Watched 19 May 2021

  every time lucy liu does something hot i forget how to breathe

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  Teen Wolf 1985

  ★★★ Watched 21 Oct 2024

  "im not a fag... im a werewolf" *inexplicably becomes good at balling and popular* this is profoundly stupid im losing my mind

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