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this is how I make mashed potatoes

Favorite films

  • One Sings, the Other Doesn't
  • Before Sunset
  • Princess Mononoke
  • Do the Right Thing

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  • Jennifer's Body

    ★★★

  • I Saw the TV Glow

    ★★★★½

  • Clockwatchers

    ★★★½

  • Bound

    ★★★★½

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  • Whisper of the Heart

    Whisper of the Heart

    ★★★★½

    maxing out her library card… she’s a bit of me

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  • I Saw the TV Glow

    I Saw the TV Glow

    ★★★★½

    ouchie

  • Bound

    Bound

    ★★★★½

    hot

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  • Bring It On

    Bring It On

    ★★★★

    Torrance 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 Missy

  • Saltburn

    Saltburn

    A character early on says, about academic writing, "it's not what you say but how you say it" and that feels like the thesis of this bag of shite. I'm guessing Fennell thought that would be a clever little line but like, isn't it just a self-read?

    I guess this could be enjoyable if you like aesthetic shots that taken out of context seem like they gesture towards a good film. I genuinely thought I'd like this more, at least…