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  One of Them Days 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 02 Feb 2025 1

  i had fun
  the lady next to me was like “oh he’s a firefighter” and i was like OHHHHHHHHHH like i really was not quick enough for that so shout out to her
  loled a lot keke palmer is great at comedy i will always be seated for her 
  i kept thinking of the whole sza is a liar thing like ok maybe she was method acting this whole time
  maude apatow is THE perfect awkward white girl, great casting

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 14 Jan 2025

  brought me to tears 3 times, unfortunately grown 60-70 year old men next to me found the same moments “funny,” feel free to guess which (unfortunately no one should be surprised)
  really really hard to even tell its bill skarsgård under all that except for like 3 very specific shots where i was like “yup thats bill”
  i am very grateful i avoided seeing any discourse for the most part before watching, i think people are definitely being quite silly,…

Popular reviews

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  Saltburn 2023

  ½ Watched 04 Jan 2024 2

  absolute dog shit does no one know how to write a fucking story anymore
  i spent half the film wondering what the hell the plot even was
  last half hour especially was so beyond dumb and frustrating to watch
  i really need these gen z kids to realize that this style of cinematography does not equate to a good film
  arcade fire and bloc party don’t deserve to be associated with this

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  Alien: Romulus 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Aug 2024

  as per usual… alien is for the girls!
  y chromosome havers just don’t get it!
  i can respect a little homage, a little inspiration drawing, especially when its fun and if it involves xenomorphs <3 
  (alien: isolation vibes … i see you) 
  (no brain power to say more yet)
  oh also.. deres somethin in da waher… deres somethin in da fookin waher

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