Kenny Rohrbacher

Kenny Rohrbacher

Favorite films

  • The Thing
  • Jurassic Park
  • Mad Max: Fury Road
  • The Invisible Man

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  • The Man with the Golden Gun

    ★★½

  • Live and Let Die

    ★★★

  • Diamonds Are Forever

    ★★★★

  • On Her Majesty's Secret Service

    ★★★★

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  • The Man with the Golden Gun

    The Man with the Golden Gun

    ★★½

    Current Bond era: Moore

    There's a couple fun performances, some cool sets, some legitimately stunning babes, at least one actually fun fight scene, and some great location work. Unfortunately that's all overshadowed by Sheriff JW Pepper, and the fucking slide whistle. Also the funhouse corridor is dumb. Scaramanga himself dies like a chump

  • Live and Let Die

    Live and Let Die

    ★★★

    Current Bond era: Moore

    Wild movie. Simultaneously over the top and low-key (for a Bond movie). The plot is a very un-Bond-like drug trafficking story, and to be honest, it's insane how little plot this movie actually has. They have this weird mysticism angle with Solitaire that doesn't seem to actually matter, or even really good anywhere? And maybe I missed something, but it didn't (to me) end up being nearly as racist as I was expecting it to be…

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  • Hundreds of Beavers

    Hundreds of Beavers

    ★★★★★

    I laughed so hard I almost threw up like two or three times.

    I had to pause the movie after about half an hour and was genuinely surprised that I still had over an hour to go, felt like I had already watched an entire movie. That's a compliment, because it's so dense and wacky it felt like an entire movie's worth.

    Cannot stress enough- really funny and good. By the end of the movie, my face hurt from smiling so much.

  • Jurassic Park

    Jurassic Park

    ★★★★★

    When people talk about "the magic of cinema", this is what they're referring to