Kenny Rohrbacher

Kenny Rohrbacher

Favorite films

  • The Thing
  • Jurassic Park
  • Mad Max: Fury Road
  • The Invisible Man

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  • The Spy Who Loved Me

    ★★★★

  • The Man with the Golden Gun

    ★★½

  • Live and Let Die

    ★★★

  • Diamonds Are Forever

    ★★★½

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  • The Spy Who Loved Me

    The Spy Who Loved Me

    ★★★★

    Current Bond era: Moore

    Honestly, good as hell. It has a lot going for it- a villain whose motivation makes no sense, massive practical sets, several babes, a pair of guys who are Short/Fat and Tall/Skinny, comedy moments that are actually funny and not distracting or detrimental, and several well-shot, exciting fight scenes. Plus it has a fun Spy Vs. Spy dynamic that you don't actually really see very much.

    Jaws rules (top-tier Bond goon), the car/helicopter chase scene was…

  • The Man with the Golden Gun

    The Man with the Golden Gun

    ★★½

    Current Bond era: Moore

    There's a couple fun performances, some cool sets, some legitimately stunning babes, at least one actually fun fight scene, and some great location work. Unfortunately that's all overshadowed by Sheriff JW Pepper, and the fucking slide whistle. Also the funhouse corridor is dumb. Scaramanga himself dies like a chump

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  • Hundreds of Beavers

    Hundreds of Beavers

    ★★★★★

    I laughed so hard I almost threw up like two or three times.

    I had to pause the movie after about half an hour and was genuinely surprised that I still had over an hour to go, felt like I had already watched an entire movie. That's a compliment, because it's so dense and wacky it felt like an entire movie's worth.

    Cannot stress enough- really funny and good. By the end of the movie, my face hurt from smiling so much.

  • Jurassic Park

    Jurassic Park

    ★★★★★

    When people talk about "the magic of cinema", this is what they're referring to