Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Parenting 2025

  ½ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  Awful 💜

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  Who by Fire 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  So incredibly observed, I’m floored

Popular reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 16 Dec 2024

  I’m just an appetite 

  Eggers freaked the fuck out of this

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  Deadpool & Wolverine 2024

  ½ Watched 25 Jul 2024

  Absolutely exhausting and pointless. Not even 1% endearing or funny. Like one giant eyelid is closing over a screen for 2 hours to wink at you before you’re forced into a coma in your WALL-E chair, endlessly Leonardo-di-caprio-meme-pointing at the screen in recognition of MCU references. It feels too generous to call them references - they’re more like driblets, like the bile in your stomach that you throw up when you have nothing left but you can’t stop heaving. A…