Daan Tomassen

Daan Tomassen

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I write reviews because my memory is shit.

Favorite films

  • Jurassic Park
  • Unforgiven
  • Django Unchained
  • Brokeback Mountain

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  • Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa

    ★★★★

  • Attack on Titan: THE LAST ATTACK

    ★★★★★

  • Madagascar

    ★★★½

  • Stillwater

    ★★★½

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  • Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa

    Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa

    ★★★★

    “I'd like to kiss you, monkey man.” “All right, but you're so darn ugly.”

    Way better story and better characters. Still has a ton of fun humor but also some serious stuff.

    Favourite one by far.

  • Attack on Titan: THE LAST ATTACK

    Attack on Titan: THE LAST ATTACK

    ★★★★★

    “Eren, thanks for wrapping this scarf around me.”

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  • Stillwater

    Stillwater

    ★★★½

    "You think I'm a monster?" "You're my daughter. I - I could never think that."

    Very good performance by Matt Damon.

    Just don't go to France...

  • Jaws: The Revenge

    Jaws: The Revenge

    ★½

    "Roar! (the shark)"

    Stupid-ass movie. Like the quote says, the shark actually roars, which is really stupid. The rest of this movie is also just dumb. The shark and Ellen Brody have a connection with each other, and that's why the shark hunts their family. There are also a lot of weird shots and bad angles, the shark looks strange, and the pacing is awful. They don't give you time to process some things, the scenes just end. That’s why…