Why...why would you do this?! how could you turn Will Smith into wooden plank with hair?! AND WHY WOULD YOU CAST HIS SON TO BE ANYTHING BUT A WOODEN PLANK WITH HAIR!!!
Apart from this movie being a piece of utter shite that I wouldn't wipe my bum with even after the worst of what my nether regions can produce...its a good film...10/10 IGN. This film physically kills Will Smith...grabbing his personality and charisma and just...smothering it to death...followed by…
Welcome to a world of dinosaurs...and mediocrity...and irritating children...just...this is Jurassic world ok? ok. The fourth instalment of the Jurassic Park series, and while not as disappointing and horrible as Jurassic park 3 (oh god. Oh good god) its not exactly a piece of Picasso grade artwork. The film is based after the death of the original park owner (Mr Hammond) and is now owned by a very big conglomerate that release new attractions each year to pull the crowds…
Ahhhhhhhh a star trek reboot, I believe a short and sweet review is in order. An inspiring film that takes you back to the future... wait wrong film, I mean to the final frontier where a very angry Karn shows himself aboard the USS Enterprise asking for help from its bold and brave crew. Our usual Sherlock Holmes becomes an amazing villian showing us the evil side of Mr.Cumberbatch who shows a real adversary for the daring crew and our…
