DannyHeck

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Film & Video Production alumni of GVSU. Homo with questionable taste. The only one who's seen Yarael Poof's big, wet dong and lived.

Favorite films

  • Jurassic Park
  • Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace
  • The Muppet Christmas Carol
  • The People's Joker

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  • The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 1

    ★★★

  • The Hunger Games: Catching Fire

    ★★★½

  • Death of a Unicorn

    ★★★

  • Holland

    ★★★

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  • Kraven the Hunter

    Kraven the Hunter

    ★★★

    Kraven The Hunter is the unintentionally homoerotic tale of a man too masc to admit he's a furry, who fucks his twink brother every year as a birthday gift.

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  • Death of a Unicorn

    Death of a Unicorn

    ★★★

    Effortlessly predicable, but a delightful ride nevertheless! I love that we have such a wide canon of films that so confidently and casually hate rich people.

  • Holland

    Holland

    ★★★

    There are two things I hate in this world: people who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch.

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  • Wicked

    Wicked

    ★★★★½

    I would like to formally apologize to the theater girlies I scoffed at in high school. Is this what it means to be... gagged?

  • Batman Returns

    Batman Returns

    ★★★★★

    She lived, she died, she served cunt, she died, she served cunt, she died, she served cunt, she died, she served cunt, she died, she served cunt, she died, she served cunt, she died, she served cunt, she died.