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Everything Everywhere All at Once 2022
Well... this is awkward. I might have been a bit too harsh the first time reviewing this and made it very clear that I would rather be awake having a vasectomy done by an unqualified doctor using supplies made only of Lego than watch this film again. But, uh... my mate really likes it. The other night we got really stoned and he mentioned how it was one of his favourite films and that it changed his life, and I…
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Babygirl 2024
One of the better depictions of sadomasochism. I mean, once again, it’s not an entirely healthy and completely wholesome one but honestly at this point I doubt we’re ever going to see that. It’s like the equivalent of watching a superhero film and expecting there not to be a big fight between the hero and the villain at the end. Or watching the scene where Nicole Kidman drinks milk out of a bowl on all fours and expecting to not…
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Everything Everywhere All at Once 2022
Easily the scariest film A24 has ever made. I practically jumped out of my seat in terror when it said ‘part 2’ and I realised there was still another hour left.
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Evil Does Not Exist 2023
Big up to Ryusuke Hamaguchi for this one. Thank you for finally making an Asian film that I can confidently call utter dogshit. I was starting to worry that my transformation into a stinky weeaboo was too far into the late stages to be undone, but you’ll be happy to know I cancelled my order for a Japanese body pillow seconds after walking out of the screening for this film. Anyway, where the fuck to start?
So, I never watched…
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