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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  I had a lot of fun with this and thought it was decent. I get the criticisms this has gotten but it’s a solid sci fi with some funny moments.

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  The Brothers Grimm 2005

  ★★½ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  Far from Terry Gilliams best

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  Alien: Romulus 2024

  ★★½ Watched 16 Aug 2024 5

  Nobody can hear you scream in space but everyone could hear me screaming in the cinema. 

  Biggest disappointment of the year. Helmed by Fede Alvarez this had a lot of potential but it felt more like a sequel to Prometheus than capturing what made the first two great. It didn’t have the isolated horror of Alien or the escalating stakes and action of Aliens. It needed a more of established actor in a leading role or better written characters.

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  Eastern Promises 2007

  ★★★★½ Watched 23 May 2023 2

  Best scene in the movie is made even better by having Viggo’s bollocks on display throughout it.

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