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  Skyfall 2012

  ★★★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  On Her Majesty's Secret Service 1969

  ★★½ Watched 07 Mar 2025

  Not great. I love James Bond so much as a character, but it’s insane the extent to which this kind of movie melted my brain as a child. Such a big and slimy part of my psyche wants to be a playboy spy so fucking bad. I don’t like that part of myself and I think often it interferes with the rest of my functional process. Annoying! Watching movies like this I feel like I’m feeding the bad wolf.

  The…

Popular reviews

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  Paprika 2006

  ★ Watched 03 Jun 2022

  First of all, fuck Satoshi Kon and anyone who likes his movies. You’re like a baby clapping and screaming every time someone pretends to drop you. Grow up.

  This was absolute nonsense from beginning to end. The blurring between dreams and reality felt cheap and contrived. The internal rules of the universe where extremely unclear, and by the end it was anything fucking goes as long as it’s 1) kooky 2) crazy. What exactly could the dream machine do? By…

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  Four Weddings and a Funeral 1994

  ½ Watched 31 Mar 2022

  Andie MacDowell was 🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖

  The dialogue… bruh. Is it still raining??? Yes it is dude. 

  The PLOT. goddamn. The first time they meet it’s totally fine if you ignore the lack of chemistry. They barely know each other but it was a hookup at a wedding so makes sense. Then the second time they meet, Andie MacDowell hunts Hugh Grant to have sex even though she’s ENGAGED to a man we’re strongly led to believe she’s marrying for his money.…

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