Darius Cham(mak challo)

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very annoying and chronically online guy.
i like films.

Favorite films

  • Chungking Express
  • A Touch of Zen
  • Hard Boiled
  • Goodbye, Dragon Inn

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  • Hairspray

    ★★★★

  • The Electric State

    ½

  • Ra.One

    ★★★★★

  • Evil Dead II

    ★★★★½

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  • Freddy Got Fingered

    Freddy Got Fingered

    ★★★★★

    Was at a dinner party with my girlfriend discussing what movie we should watch next (we settled for Super Wings: Maximum Speed at the cinemas, but wanted to do a double feature after). We chose the cinematic masterpiece that is Freddy Got Fingered, starring ex-husband of Drew Barrymore- Tom Green. At said dinner party, a random stranger whomst I did not know named Mark said his dad owned a copy of Freddy Got Fingered on DVD. He told us it…

  • Don Jon

    Don Jon

    ★★

    Don Jon must either have the stamina of a horse, or his cock must be so raw and shooting dust after beating his meat 38 times in one week.

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  • Hairspray

    Hairspray

    ★★★★

    I haven’t seen the original Hairspray by John Waters. But going by the Letterboxd descriptions, the 2007 musical adaptation seems faithful enough. The musical manages to capture Waters’ counter-cultural essence in a much more accessible style for younger audiences, which, is not inherently a bad thing considering the important topical matters Hairspray dives into with integration and inclusivity. Honestly this was a really fun musical. John Travolta’s not quite Divine, but deserves four stars alone just for the commitment.

  • The Electric State

    The Electric State

    ½

    I can’t believe this film ends with a fucking piano cover of Wonderwall. 

    Tries so desperately hard to be Spielberg, but so utterly lacking in the same magic sauce. The Electric State is what happens when you splash $320 million on big name actors, well-known needle drops, and an abundance of CGI, with zero knowledge and appreciation for the craft. Fails to hit any emotional beats with its tremendously atrocious writing in both dialogue and story. Wastes every potential the…

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  • Bad Newz

    Bad Newz

    ★★

    Things that genuinely caught me off guard:
    - Swag bike
    - Anti-China propaganda 
    - Random SpongeBob reference 
    - The Japanese “yoooo” stock sound
    - “Your friendly neighbourhood gynac”

    Bollywood is truly incredible.

  • Ra.One

    Ra.One

    ★★★★★

    I’m so glad I own this on blu ray.