Don Qarlo

Don Qarlo

A terribly unhinged movie connoisseur

Favourites: ~my current top four~

Favorite films

  • Synecdoche, New York
  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
  • Edward Scissorhands
  • Moonlight

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  • Queer

    ★★★★½

  • Hale County This Morning, This Evening

    ★★★

  • Gladiator II

    ★★½

  • Moana 2

    ★★½

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  • Queer

    Queer

    ★★★★½

    I'm not queer. I'm disembodied.

    Bitch I'm fucking both after experiencing this future queer classic again.

  • Hale County This Morning, This Evening

    Hale County This Morning, This Evening

    ★★★

    Black people living life in rural Alabama. If I took videos of people as I people watched them and slapped them together in a documentary I think it would look a lot like this.

    I hope people don't find me weird writing that in this review.

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  • Gladiator II

    Gladiator II

    ★★½

    Paul Mescal's thighs, Paul Mescal's THIGHS.

  • Get Out

    Get Out

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.