Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Ocean's Eleven 2001

  Rewatched 12 Mar 2025

  somehow this is only the third best one.

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  Red River 1948

  ★★★★½ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  Red —🐦‍🔥—> Crimson
  River —🌊—> Tide

  happy to be the first person ever to notice this!

Popular reviews

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  Prisoners 2013

  ½ Rewatched 01 Sep 2022

  here it is, folks: textual far-right christo-libertarian propaganda extremely incompetently made by one of modern Hollywood’s most dour traditionalists. maybe the most a movie has ever deserved zero stars - there’s almost always some performance or formal/ stylistic choice to grapple onto even in the truly abhorrent stuff I watch - not here! even in something so incompetently shot and performed (how did Paul Dano find work after this?), usually I can at least find the self-serious roteness semi-endearing, but this is so…

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  Not enough precious bodily fluids or André 3000 frankly, but you can always enjoy a movie that overcomes a terrible cast where every character is evil, stupid, or both. rarely has an okay movie been more obviously adapted from some thin garbage.