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  • Oppenheimer
  • Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
  • The Handmaiden
  • Kajillionaire

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  • Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

    ★★★★★

  • Black Bag

    ★★★★

  • Star Trek: The Motion Picture

    ★★★★★

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★

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  • Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

    Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

    ★★★★★

    khan’s crew just being fleetwood mac if the silver springs check didnt clear

  • Black Bag

    Black Bag

    ★★★★

    Really romantic & I loved the one diva who CLENCHED during the polygraph… 

    And people say that this bridgerton man (who I think is clearly the best) is unemployed! NOT ANYMORE!

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  • Star Trek: Section 31

    Star Trek: Section 31

    ★½

    the unpleasantly adorkable comedic stylings of a gen x writer, some of the worst performances ive ever seen, & a perpetual yellow filter. i would wonder how this got greenlit, but i’ve watched star trek: picard so i’m familiar with the creative minds at work here.

    i’m just very tired of the whedon-style writing. can anything be earnest anymore? a yo mamma joke? really? the first scenes with young georgiou were interesting enough but once it descends into the guardians of the galaxy 4 it just flops. 

    famous actress jumpscare at the end??? what?? were they expecting to make a sequel?

  • Novocaine

    Novocaine

    ★★★½

    Cute! About how your one oomf will save you in real life. I don’t typically watch action movies but this is oddly sweet abt relationships & disability. He Boimler yells about 4 times. And life goes on & on ❤️

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