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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 22 Feb 2025

  Time travel the Grimm Brothers to 2024 and give them a camera and an ASMR microphone, I’m pretty sure this is what you’d get.

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  Grand Theft Hamlet 2024

  ★★★ Watched 21 Feb 2025

  This was very fun. Watching someone earnestly try and produce Hamlet in the violent chaos of GTA is endlessly entertaining. There seemed to be an unneeded lathering of pathos added to the top of the whole thing (probably by the filmmaker, sorry…) that was very clunky and came from nowhere. Overall though, fun and silly.

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  Home Alone 1990

  ★★★★ Watched 24 Dec 2024

  I thought I had never seen this. I’m still not sure if I either did a long time ago, or whether this movie is just so burned into the culture and memed to death that I just feel like I’ve seen it before.

  Either way, it is great.

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  Queer 2024

  ★★ Watched 01 Feb 2025

  That was Lesley Manville!? Impressive.
  This film was very boring though.
  It shouldn’t have been called Queer, it should have been called Boring.

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