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Nosferatu 2024
Ugh and oof and damn and wtf...
Pros: incredible cinematography and lighting, next level even. Great score. The use of the classic Universal Studios logo.
Cons: Everything else. This was mind blowingly boring. It's mind numbingly pretentious. It's also incredibly overperformed. Dracula is not Shakespeare.
I really should give this one star but it's well made in terms of photography, editing, and sound.
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Heretic 2024
If you enjoy Hugh Grant in full insuferable British cunt, boy do I have the movie for you.
Heretic is the epitome of a film with "layers." At no point do you ever truly know what kind of film you are watching until the end. The choices used to create its story are bold, especially when the film ends to reveal that none of the things you thought mattered ultimately did and that the point of the film is not…
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Kneecap 2024
And erm... why exactly did this win over Sundance? This was mediocre derivative nothingness with weird avant garde moments (mostly scribble over the frame). It seemed to want to grow up and be Trainspottting but instead never matured beyond being dropped off by its parents on the first day of school.
It's humor is boldly crude and yet lacks enough heart to be funny. It's energy is scattered without charm. It's noisy and abrasive with barely an ounce of passion.…
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Lowlifes 2024
Lowlifes is absolutely fantastic. It has just about everything a horror fan can hope for. More importantly it is enormously entertaining.
Darkly funny, blood soaked, fairly original, fun, lean, and genuinely creepy at times, Lowlifes delivers in metric tons.
Unfortunately I can't get into details because there's a lot to protect here. Trust me, you want to experience this completely unspoiled.
The screenplay is absolutely fabulous for what it is and does an incredible job at misdirection.
Some of the…
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