Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Heretic 2024

  ★ Watched 19 Feb 2025

  I stopped paying attention

  Hugh Grant’s really bad Jar Jar Binks impression couldn’t even save this movie

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  Babygirl 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 04 Feb 2025

  Any movie named Babygirl automatically has my enthusiastic support.
  Good people will have fun, dummies might become slightly less disappointing but probably not.

  Watch it with your George Michael-loving meemaw

Popular reviews

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  The Witch 2015

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 06 Oct 2024

  I wish I could forget this movie so I could experience it for the first time again

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  Leave Her to Heaven 1945

  ★★½ Rewatched 01 Sep 2024

  Everyone in this movie, except Gene Tierney, is menacingly sweet and sappy in a creepy, saccharine, sexist-hell-Stepford kinda way. The dude looks like one of those uncanny valley robots they program to act like it’s feeling emotions.
  So when she starts bringing the pain it’s pretty fucking funny. And who could blame her? 

  If someone says this is their favorite movie, it’s probably a red flag. But it could also just as easily be a green flag so good luck