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The Alto Knights 2025
Such a cheap movie trying so hard to emulate Goodfellas and Casino it's obnoxious.
The Alto Knights feels like a direct to video Steven Seagal film level of quality. Just devoid of any soul. I seriously wouldn't be surprised if AI was involved in this film either. Because there are scenes where there are clips looping with a voice over. Like they couldn't afford to waste more film, but then some shots last for so long I wonder why they…
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The Decline of Western Civilization 1981
Bunch of hipster dorks then as they are now. Cute sing-a-long baby stuff
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The Crow 2024
"Brilliantly broken"
The original was over-the-top fun. This was some low bar shit you find in the bargain bin at Walmart. These Marvel ass villains are so lame, no sleazy ass dirty ass pimps anymore, just cookie cutter Marvel villains. Oooh high class white people ahhhh I'm so scared!! Nobody gives a shit about you or your superpowers. Keep your Marvel shit outta my Crow!
Oh and talking about our titular Crow character. He's basically every edgy 13 year old…
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Godzilla × Kong: The New Empire 2024
They finally made a movie for shit eating idiots! Yippieeee! Anyways, it seems the audience for this is about as dumb as Kong himself so go ahead and enjoy what you want. That stupid little fucking monkey should've been turned into a red stain on the landscape in it's first scene though.
My actual thoughts though are that this movie is a logic-less amalgamation of events I can't seem to put together. After dwelling on this for a night, it…
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