D Vass

D Vass

Favorite films

  • Jurassic Park
  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
  • Return of the Jedi
  • Terminator 2: Judgment Day

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  • Far and Away

    ★★★★½

  • Little Women

    ★★★★

  • First Knight

    ★★★★½

  • Breakdown

    ★★★★½

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  • Far and Away

    Far and Away

    ★★★★½

    In the 9 years I've been on this site I've rarely, if ever, wondered how many Irish followers I have, but that won't stop me from giving them a present in honor of St. Patrick's Day by talking about a lesser-known chapter from Queen Atlanna's biography, namely that at one point, long before she and Jango Fett brought Aquaman into the world, she and Lestat from Interview with the Vampire were an item as well.

    Far and Away tells the…

  • Little Women

    Little Women

    ★★★★

    It's that time of the year again when we celebrate all the awesome ladies out there, albeit with a slight delay. And what better way to do that than by taking a look at what many consider the definitive big-screen adaptation of Louisa May Alcott's timeless coming-of-age tale of four sisters from Concord, Massachusetts who strive to find their place in the world as they face the challenges of life and impending adulthood?

    There have been several cinematic takes of…

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  • Sleepy Hollow

    Sleepy Hollow

    ★★★★★

    Well, since we started off the Halloween marathon with Tim Burton, I see no reason why we shouldn't continue with him.

    Now, I love his Batman movies, I love Edward Scissorhands, I love The Nightmare Before Christmas - great films, all of them. However, in my eyes, Sleepy Hollow is Tim Burton's magnum opus - his ultimate masterpiece. If you want to see Burton in his purest form, this is the movie to watch.

    To say that this movie is…

  • The Spirit

    The Spirit

    ½

    The worst comic book movie ever made. And I am being EXTREMELY generous by calling it a movie. Why? Because this is not a movie. This is a fucking porno. And it’s not even a well-made porno! SWEET CRISPETY JESUS, THIS WAS HORRIBLE!!!

    Before we dive into this movie, I’d like to discuss its director. Most of you probably know a lot about him already, but bear with me. Before he got the delusion that he was a talented filmmaker,…