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  The Killers 1964

  ★★★½ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  Y’all ever think John Hinckley Jr. pops on a double feature of this and Taxi Driver…? Y’know, for old time’s sake?

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  Monsieur Hulot's Holiday 1953

  ★★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  One thing about Tati, that dude loves a swinging door that goes *bwOMmm.* Gotta be his all-timer gag, the bwOMmm door. We love bwOMmm door. If Jacques Tati was alive today, I’d be that guy in the back of the crowd yelling “Do bwOMmm door!!” like it’s an Andrew Dice Clay show. And when he hits that bwOMmm you know the whole place goes craaaazy. BwOMmmm

Popular reviews

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  Last Breath 2025

  ★★★ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  really wanted the first thing he says when he wakes up to be “Wazzzzuuuuuup!”

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  Babygirl 2024

  ½ Watched 01 Jan 2025

  Nah c’mon now

  What intern speaks to a CEO like that? On day one?? What intern speaks to a CEO AT ALL?? When I was an intern it took all the courage in the world for me to ask where the bathroom is. And this dude immediately walks in like “Spread ‘em.” Is this what it’s like to be a tall man? Just fire this creepy mumbly sex pest! Seriously though speak up man, we can’t hear you in the…

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