Dylan

Dylan

Favorite films

  • Interstellar
  • Back to the Future Part II
  • Evil Dead II
  • Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

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  • Captain America: Brave New World

    ★★½

  • Saltburn

    ★★★★

  • The Descent

    ★★★★½

  • Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania

    ★½

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  • Captain America: Brave New World

    Captain America: Brave New World

    ★★½

    Standard MCU slop at this point, need waaay to much context from the Incredible Hulk and, dare I say Eternals to get quite a few of the callbacks. Seeing some of the characters appear/reappear is cool but so much is just underwhelming and undercooked. The cgi is weird in parts and a lot of the sections just drag a little long.

    Red Hulk is an awesome character but they did him dirty in this plot, hopefully they explore some more from the comics but I think they really missed the mark and wasted his reveal in this slop.

  • Saltburn

    Saltburn

    ★★★★

    Ew… eyeballs need a wash after watching this and maybe a nice warm ba-(oh no)-th, never mind. Off to sit in the shower and scrub away the dirt.

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  • Smile

    Smile

    Basic idea that could’ve been broadened more, filled with cheap boring jump scares and an odd creepy smile thrown in for fun. Fair play on the marketing but it’s a load of shite.

  • RoboCop

    RoboCop

    ★★★★★

    The 80s just keeps on giving, can’t believe I haven’t seen this until now but I loved every minute. I really love Verhoeven’s style of filmmaking, especially the little cutaways which feels very familiar having really enjoyed starship troopers so it was nice to see his earlier work. 

    The effects were great and there’s just something I can’t help but love about the wonky low framed robots, kinda creepy. Also, the gore is just fantastic. Some of those beginning scenes were brutal and so very well done. Big thumbs up 👍