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Inland Empire 2006
if a nightmare was a movie (honorary). i know the idea of "feeling" art rather than understanding it is cringe now or whatever but this is a movie you have to give up trying to understand and just experience. so surreal i think i might have dissociated in the middle on accident. david lynch had a connection to something greater that most of us will never know. laura dern is incredible
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The Librarian: Return to King Solomon's Mines 2006
i love flynn carsen so much. chaotic idiot man. he has 23 degrees and an iq in the 200 but he has 0 brain cells.
also i genuinely love that flynn's dad was just noah wyle with a mustache
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The Librarian: The Curse of the Judas Chalice 2008
the second i saw the papyrus title card, i knew this, like the others, was going to be perfect. i would actually die for noah wyle as flynn carsen and everyone who says otherwise is a loser and cannot be trusted
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