jenny

jenny

fake ass film critic

Favorite films

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once
  • Helter Skelter
  • Possession
  • The Handmaiden

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  • Anatomy of a Fall

    ★★★★½

  • Inland Empire

    ★★★★

  • Lawrence of Arabia

    ★★★★★

  • Speak No Evil

    ★★★½

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  • Anatomy of a Fall

    Anatomy of a Fall

    ★★★★½

    HOW DID THE DOG DO THAT

  • Inland Empire

    Inland Empire

    ★★★★

    if a nightmare was a movie (honorary). i know the idea of "feeling" art rather than understanding it is cringe now or whatever but this is a movie you have to give up trying to understand and just experience. so surreal i think i might have dissociated in the middle on accident. david lynch had a connection to something greater that most of us will never know. laura dern is incredible

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  • The Librarian: Return to King Solomon's Mines

    The Librarian: Return to King Solomon's Mines

    ★★★★½

    i love flynn carsen so much. chaotic idiot man. he has 23 degrees and an iq in the 200 but he has 0 brain cells.

    also i genuinely love that flynn's dad was just noah wyle with a mustache

  • The Librarian: The Curse of the Judas Chalice

    The Librarian: The Curse of the Judas Chalice

    ★★★½

    the second i saw the papyrus title card, i knew this, like the others, was going to be perfect. i would actually die for noah wyle as flynn carsen and everyone who says otherwise is a loser and cannot be trusted