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  The Monkey 2025

  Watched 22 Feb 2025

  I'm remaking this but in mine when you turn the key someone random (gender indiscrimate) gets pregnant because I believe in the power of love

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  Interstellar 2014

  Watched 21 Feb 2025

  The popularity of Christopher Nolan among the British public can only been explained by our high consumption of alcohol which lowers our cognitive function to such a degraded state that this counts as noteworthy cinema

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  Enormous 2019

  ★★★ Watched 26 Jan 2021

  Wasn’t expecting the erect penis but I kept my cool, I won’t let the french throw me

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  Nosferatu 2024

  Watched 07 Jan 2025

  Eggers has the same curses as Wes Anderson: 'knowing' his style too early on and being given too many yeses and far too much money to indulge in it. This movie is a too rich dessert with an obscene amount of cherries on top

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