Jyn

Jyn

Favorite films

  • Her
  • Gone Girl
  • The Handmaiden
  • The Lobster

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  • Suicide Squad

  • Blue Jay

    ★★★★

  • The Invitation

    ★★★

  • Star Wars

    ★★★★★

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  • Suicide Squad

    Suicide Squad

    "the oscar-nominated suicide squad"... david ayer is never gonna shut up about it and im feeling myself leaving the astral plane. bye yall

  • Blue Jay

    Blue Jay

    ★★★★

    I love "black and white sadness" starring sarah goddess paulson and her beanie

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  • Donnie Darko

    Donnie Darko

    ★★★★

    me at a party: ok ill have one drink...
    me after said drink: first of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario - It just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?

  • Submarine

    Submarine

    ★★★★

    i put off watching this movie for a whole goddamn year because i thought it was a beatles biopic omfg