Favorite films

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  Suicide Squad 2016

  ★ Rewatched 24 Jan 2017 1

  "the oscar-nominated suicide squad"... david ayer is never gonna shut up about it and im feeling myself leaving the astral plane. bye yall

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  Blue Jay 2016

  ★★★★ Watched 10 Jan 2017

  I love "black and white sadness" starring sarah goddess paulson and her beanie

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  Donnie Darko 2001

  ★★★★ Watched 09 Oct 2016 32

  me at a party: ok ill have one drink...
  me after said drink: first of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario - It just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?

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  Submarine 2010

  ★★★★ Watched 07 Nov 2016 62

  i put off watching this movie for a whole goddamn year because i thought it was a beatles biopic omfg