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Nothing to Hide 2018
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Well, this was fucking hideous. Is it better than the German remake I saw? I don't know, I don't care, if you're at rock bottom, it doesn't matter if you're like a half a centimeter higher. It's sexist, homophobic and comes to the horrifying conclusion that it's main characters would be better off not knowing about the affairs the others hide. It tries to be clever by regularly cutting from the moon to some round object, but that's nothing because…
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The Power of the Dog 2021
The Power of the Dog is a hard, depressing watch. There may be wide shots of beautiful landscapes throughout a film, but more and more they feel like a trap, a claustrophobic trap.
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Shiny_Flakes: The Teenage Drug Lord 2021
Another entry in Netflix's "mediocre documentary (but hey, we got nice cinematography and graphics" offensive, Shiny_Flakes: The Teenage Drug Lord tries to be an insightful portrait of a narcissistic, smug and way to self-assured teenager selling drugs online, but utterly failing to not fall for him and his games, portraying him as some kind of evil James Bond villain genius, having him replay his crimes and getting him on a boat far out in a lake, regularly intercutting (and thereby…
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Master Cheng 2019
I imagine Mika Kaurismäki once went to a Chinese restaurant, talked to the Chef, got drunk, and a few days later, he found himself somewhere in the middle of nowhere in some Finnish woods with no recollection of the past few days, but with the finished script to this film in his hands.
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