Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  200 Cigarettes 1999

  ★★★½ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  Fucking epic

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  Bird 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 10 Mar 2025

  Gorgeous! Nobody was as gagged by all the fontaines as i was. I bet you bitches havent even read joyce. Whatevs.

Popular reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★ Watched 01 Nov 2024

  Uhhhhhhh this was bleak! The third act was awesome but I think I actually really didn’t like this one. The glossy cinematography didn’t make up for the shallow writing. I am sad that a movie commentating on the perils of women treated as disposable and invisibilised as they age leans heavily into the stigmatising trope of ageing body=body horror, which ultimately HURTS the demographic they are claiming to root for. I hated that the women, Elizabeth and Sue, are the…

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  Anora 2024

  ★★★ Watched 28 Dec 2024

  ivy wolk get out get out GET OUT

  Okay circling back because I needed time to digest.
  Anora has no desire no motivations no goals no future no aspiration. The plot just like completely eats her and any semblance of her background her ambition, the glitz and cool soundtrack just makes her empty character feel smaller and smaller as the movie goes on. She’s reduced to a hollow girlboss arcetype who can throw a punch in I Am GIA and…

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