Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  American Pie 2 2001

  Watched 17 Mar 2025

  I’m glad Taylor Swift watches stuff like this now!

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  Godless 2015

  Watched 15 Mar 2025

  Maybe one of the worst movies ever made. I genuinely thought the two leads must be porn stars based on how bad their acting was, but no….no, that’s just how they act.

Popular reviews

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  Trap 2024

  ★★ Watched 03 Aug 2024 2

  Lady Raven had some of the worst security imaginable, the situations and circumstances she finds herself in are as implausible as they are incredibly stupid.

   Sorry to everyone on Film Twitter who is like “this had the juice real movies are back I levitated around the theater just thinking about the idea of a weird scary guy,” but this movie was like a first draft of an outline that someone wrote about a dream they once had about the general…

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  Gladiator II 2024

  Watched 24 Nov 2024

  All my hard-earned knowledge of ancient history came in handy here as I thought to myself "hmm... that can't be right" every few minutes.