Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Black Bag 2025

  ★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  tight 90. put this in the running for the aarp movies for grown up awards. cate should stay blonde though.

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  a movie that dares to ask: would you have a clone threesome? 

  me @ rpatz: that’s my boy!! 

  i appreciate the peeling back of personhood with the creepies but also i kind of wish the audience would have been forced to empathize with them even without eyes. 

  mark ruffalo donald trump could have had a bit more subtlety

Popular reviews

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  A Different Man 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 14 Nov 2024 1

  sebastian stan obviously does an incredible job and that character is the centerpiece. but also can we talk about how fucking psycho ingrid is lol. like girl people are not your paper dolls.

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 18 Nov 2024

  i would also like to wear an outfit that is both comfortable and grand and manipulate world powers while hitting a juul.