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Favorite films

  • Monster
  • The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie
  • Knives Out
  • I Saw the TV Glow

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  • Logan Lucky

    ★★★½

  • Rear Window

    ★★★½

  • The Wrong Man

    ★★★

  • The Brutalist

    ★★★★

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  • Logan Lucky

    Logan Lucky

    ★★★½

    John Denver might be the Oppenheimer of music

    Urban legends say that those prisoners are still holding the guards hostage, waiting for The Winds of Winter to come out

    was really impressed with how droll this was, the biggest problem in movies that have genius characters or master plans is that the writers have to be intelligent enough to write them (otherwise it’s contrivances and very clearly trying to sound smart), and they absolutely nailed it imo

    This is a…

  • Rear Window

    Rear Window

    ★★★½

    bro was Squidward in all of the bandages and Grace Kelly was SpongeBob forcing the jellyfish net into his hand

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  • Dune

    Dune

    ★★★½

    writing a sci-fi book about an ocean planet, gonna call it “WAVE” (original idea, please don’t steal) (the planet is going to have really big fish)

    I liked it more this time around

    blah blah only setup blah blah

    I think my issue is less the setup, and more that it feels like it’s not trying to be anything else? It’s like the filmmakers resigned themselves to making a part one, so it makes no attempt to flesh out aspects…

  • Perfect Days

    Perfect Days

    ★★★★½

    motherfuckers will see this and begin romanticizing cleaning 

    and water spritzers

    and tic-tac-toe

    and makeshift beds in your closet

    and giving money to losers

    and tiptoeing so you don’t wake someone else up

    and third wheeling in your own car

    and getting stolen from by a pretty girl

    and shadows

    i am motherfuckers

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