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Recent reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 17 Dec 2024

  I will never watch this ever again❤️

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  Kramer vs. Kramer 1979

  ★★★★½ Watched 05 Sep 2023

  Thanks for that 👍

Popular reviews

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  Glass Onion 2022

  ★ Watched 08 Jan 2023

  Blanc was right. Not brilliant at all. Just dumb.

  I’m a bit shocked actually. Devoid of all charm Knives Out was full of. Predictable, pandering, and moronic. An absolute waste of opportunity within its own story. Two hours of meaningless jokes, ridiculous cameos, and horrible performances. Seriously. Kate Hudson deserves a Razzie for this.

  Should have stayed in the drafts, Rian. 

  Oh, and fuck you Netflix.

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  Eternals 2021

  ½ Watched 27 Oct 2021

  3 hours of absolute CGI shite ❤️

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