we are SO back, baby! give me a 90 minute movie with satisfying ensemble scenes, sexy Soderbergh pacing, and a spy mystery sprinkled on top ANY day.
this is what I want popcorn cinema to be - please stop making garbage movies with shitty plots and worse acting, we want a juicy romp!
2025: the year where the dreamy leading man in a rom-com manifests as an emotionally-mature Zamboni driver who lives in his sister’s garage.
It was bad and then it was WORSE, which was upsetting.
A lot of wonderful actors trying to do good work with a terrible script. Editing didn’t help. Special shout outs to Kiernan Shipka and Dave Bautista.
The Oscars are cowards, but if they knew what they were doing they would make a dance montage of Margaret Qualley, Harris Dickinson, Jamie Lee Curtis, and the ensemble of Wicked.
