This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Amongst other horrendous narrative failures, the cherry on top was the villain’s defeat by tripping the fuck over.
I don’t want to waste too much time on a review for a film that already stole 2 hours from me, but another cringe worthy failure to suspend my disbelief was the moment in which Christian Slater’s billionaire rapist runs away from an unarmed woman whom flashbacks dictate he has been previously capable of overpowering time and time again, yet Adria Arjona’s…
A few things.
This would be an easy half a star without The Flash and Cyborg.
God how I wish Snyder would just stick to his guns and become a Cinematographer.
There's like two good Flash jokes that are completely washed out of memory by the 5,000 bad ones.
Exposition city.
Ending fatigue.
What a fucking shithole of a film.
IF you like this that's fine because the editing is pretty insane and all the flash stuff (except his jokes)…
This is the most elusively pointless, nihilistic, fake-deep impression of a blog written by an angry 17 year old who just discovered nietzsche that I have ever had the displeasure of wasting my time on. The character contradicts his own doomer truisms almost as quickly as he blurts them out. If the excuse is that I’m not supposed to agree with him, then why is so much repercussionless time spent watching him prove the other impossibly naive and agency-less characters wrong?…
