Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Accountant 2016

  ★★★ Watched 30 Mar 2025

  that was boring and confusing as hell but i love when autistic people are bad bitches and i love ben affleck that’s twin

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  Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives 2010

  ★★★★ Watched 10 Mar 2025

  “i only know that i was born here.” 

  a lot of the really weird shit is forgivable in my opinion. but trust that those things were really weird.

Popular reviews

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  Dune: Part Two 2024

  ½ Watched 10 Mar 2024 2

  it was bad. i started crying in the movie theater because i got hungry and i can’t sit this still for too long.

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  The Incredibles 2004

  ½ Watched 17 Feb 2024 1

  i’m in the middle of watching this rn because i’m babysitting, and i’ve never voluntarily watch this- not even as a kid. but as an adult if i were to voluntarily watch this, i wouldn’t finish it. i can’t. i’m pissed! fat baby daddy who peaked fifteen years ago and is still chasing that lifestyle and is putting his family at risk and lying to his wife about his whereabouts. i don’t find any of this entertaining.