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  Dog Soldiers 2002

  ★★★½ Watched 11 Mar 2025

  Good luck topping this Eggers

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  Attack on Titan: THE LAST ATTACK 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 27 Feb 2025

  Never thought I'd ever see AoT on the big screen with a packed crowd but my god it was a blast

  ✋️😭🤚 Pieck Cinema idgaf

Popular reviews

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  A Real Pain 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 18 Jan 2025

  The Real Pain was Benji seemingly doing all that walking in vans with no socks on.

  The blisters must've been unimaginable.

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  Army of the Dead 2021

  ★ Watched 23 May 2021

  Zack, you do realise that "Zombie" by the Cranberries isn't actually about zombies? Like, maybe look into it a little bit instead of just using it because it has the word zombie in it.

  That is just one among the millions of issues I had with this ugly, nonsensical, braindead piece of sh*t. I could literally give a 48 hour lecture talking about all the garbage things that I hated in this terrible stupid movie.

  Oh my god I hated it.

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