This kind of felt like Michelle Yeoh in another Mummy movie except it's her being like Brendan Fraser traversing through a desert and kicking a little bit more ass, or some shit like that. A dated, supremely 2000s adventure through the dunes of Dunhuang, a romp through old Buddhist caves or whatever, a touch of Tibet, and Dane Cook's chest hair.
She might be a superstar now but she fucking sucked, along with many others from this cast that I…