Heavily derivative of Trainspotting but when you have a tour guide as naturally charming as Matthew Lillard, it’s a delight.
Place this in the same category as High Fidelity, Noah Baumbach’s Kicking and Screaming and Trainspotting as monologuing white guys get their head out of their ass.
Take the bridge captain, no really... take the bridge on top of you.
Malcolm McDowell ladies and gentlemen.
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
In the last movie (through convoluted means) they released all the dinosaurs onto the mainland… I respect this game changing event in the franchise. It’s a seemingly irreversible decision unlike the T-Rex attack in The Lost World, which played like Spielberg reimagining 1933’s King Kong. It also opens the gates for so many plot possibilities.
Dinosaurs are on the mainland, attacking us in our daily lives. Now, Jurassic World: Dominion squanders almost all potential that idea had and an hour…
