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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  one of my most anticipated movies ever! 
  reminded me of a better version of don’t look up. 
  the political commentary was so obvious and kinda goofy. 
  like don’t get me wrong i love when hollywood makes fun of trump & co. but it seems super worn. 
  how in touch is bong joon ho with the american political climate LMAO it all just seemed like very low-hanging fruit 
  aside from that, it was kinda boring until like the halfway point then it…

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  Surf's Up 2007

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 16 Mar 2025

  kids films made for adults 101
  this filming style is the most uniquely beautiful thing i’ve ever seen 
  great music, great story, great quotes, great cast, great humor, great vibes 
  GREATNESS

Popular reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 17 Jan 2025

  nooo demi moore plzzzz ur so sexyyyy
  soooo how does sue buy stuff/get the job at the studio without proper identification? 
  this performance by demi moore is the type of performance that would get worshiped by red pilled acting edit tiktok if only she was a man
  the body horror was INSANE
  MONSTRO ELISASUE
  there were children at the new year’s eve boobie show???
  HAHAHAHAH LOVE THE ENDING fuck ur beauty standards

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  La La Land 2016

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 12 Sep 2024

  i didn’t rewatch it but this movie crosses my mind every so often and very few movies make me feel how this one makes me feel, i’ve decided to change it to a 10, the theme song makes me emotional every time without fail
  masterpiece

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