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  Meet Joe Black 1998

  ★★ Watched 29 Mar 2025

  This was rubbish in a way that I quite enjoyed. I mean... It's three hours long, which is absurd, but I watched a bunch of it at work so 🤷‍♂️

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★ Watched 26 Mar 2025

  If you're going to have a Trump stand-in character you really, truly loath, have the courage to beat him to death and piss on his corpse, don't just blow him up in the bg.

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  Children of Men 2006

  ★★★★★ Watched 31 Oct 2024

  Dead good. It's like an antithesis to an action movie where the protagonist and the people around him want to avoid action at all cost, and always suffer when they can't escape it. They don't take part in the action, and instead are at best spectators and at worst victims of it.

  They want to look away, but simply can't. It's no mistake that the whole thing opens with a newsreel on the tele, a group of people watching in stunned silence.

  Incredible.

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  The Electric State 2025

  ★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  Apparently this cost a lot to make or something. Could have fooled me, it looked like absolute dog shit (wigs!?!?). Truly awful. Artless wank that I fell asleep to two nights in a row. It took three nights and three deep bowls to get through this slog of a movie which for some fucking reason is over two hours. WHY? These fucking dweebs need to be stopped.

  Get fucked netflix you absolute piece of fucking shit. Worthless.

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