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Night of the Demons 1988
I used to think this was really good and fun. Which means I used to be a moron.
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Terminal Island 1973
This is like TV People making an Exploitation Movie. It’s like what middle schoolers think hike schoolers are like. And they’re right. And I like it for that reason. Also, Tom Selleck’s soul is just opening its eyes on a new dawn and beautiful day ahead.
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Parasite 2019
This is not a good movie. It is confused, directionless, and pointless, or at least not evidently not those things. I don’t know why this thing won an award or why people are giving it high ratings. There are parts that are competent. There’s some effective comedy, some effective tense scenes, some shockingly violent scenes, etc. But they don’t cohere or add up to make something better than those parts. If it’s allegorical in any way, that allegory was lost…
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Heavy Metal Massacre 1989
This would be the kind of movie that characters inside an SNL sketch would make. If Wayne and Garth made a movie, this would be it. So many things are done so wrong that you would never have expected there to be this many ways to make mistakes. The mistakes are so pronounced due to an “err on the side of taking forever” editing and pacing style, that you could count them, each one distinct and separate. And as far…
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