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  • The Martian
  • The Martian

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  • The Man Who Knew Too Much

  • The War of the Worlds

  • Antediluvian

  • Tokyo Chorus

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  • Apocalypse Now

    Apocalypse Now

    It was amusing when “Bill Kilgore” fumbled his lines. The circus scene was aesthetically pleasing in sight and sound, portraying a biting look at the frontier of man. Then we got woe is me I’m king of the tribe that was well off before I got here. Not sure why he cut off the heads of a good 15 tribespeople but not the head of that incessant goon. (my apologies goonfolk)

    And if you were mad about a buffalo being slaughtered and not the countless lifeless and disfigured bodies depicting actual war, previous and ongoing apocalypse NOW?? i forgive you.

  • The Beast with a Million Eyes

    The Beast with a Million Eyes

    ★★½

    first 20 mins were pure comedy, then an hour long campfire story. perfect for a hankering and a snoose

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  • Yonggary

    Yonggary

    Woah. Woah woah. Fifty? You say fifty times the size of a T-Rex? Are you serious? That’s incredible. This is gonna be a good story.

  • The Shaggy Dog

    The Shaggy Dog

    A man is bitten and his red blood cells are attacked by microscopic dogs which in turn, turns him into a regular sized dog.

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