EvanOH

EvanOH

Favorite films

  • The Silence of the Lambs
  • Jaws
  • Jurassic Park
  • Event Horizon

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  • Glass

    ★★★★

  • Assassin's Creed

    ★★

  • Suicide Kings

    ★★★★

  • Red Dragon

    ★★★★★

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  • Glass

    Glass

    ★★★★

    What an amazing pay off, 19 years in the making. I didn't really have huge expectations going in but I can't imagine a better conclusion wrapping up the trilogy.
    M. Night was cooking here. Definitely worth the house he had to mortgage to make it.

  • Assassin's Creed

    Assassin's Creed

    ★★

    This movie has lots of action but none of it is fun or interesting.
    Michael Fassbender spends a good chuck of the movie plugged into a machine to relive his ancestors memories and for some reason they think that means action scenes should keep cutting back to him doing the same thing as the other character? But like, we just saw it?? What are we getting out of this?
    The final action set piece has this build up where Michael…

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  • Alien Code

    Alien Code

    What can I say? It fucking sucks, dude.
    Within the first 10 seconds I said "This movie is cheaply made." And I was right! The first scene has a "So that just happened trope" and a "bet your wondering how I got here?". If you asked the writers what the point of the story was I can only assume they'd say it's a character exploration, or it's supposed to make you think; but what about?? Just because a character is…

  • Sphere

    Sphere

    ★★★

    Having the power of the sphere is bad for people who think bad thoughts like Squid and Jellyfish.

    I would imagine forgetting almost immediately.