Fortunately cutting out a lot of the boring stuff makes it shorter.
Unfortunately it doesn't make it more entertaining.
I loved this movie (the original version) as a kid but every time I revisit it I remember that it's just not very good.
I swear the blue guys were doing a bad Chinese accent.
What can I say? It fucking sucks, dude.
Within the first 10 seconds I said "This movie is cheaply made." And I was right! The first scene has a "So that just happened trope" and a "bet your wondering how I got here?". If you asked the writers what the point of the story was I can only assume they'd say it's a character exploration, or it's supposed to make you think; but what about?? Just because a character is…
