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The Great Muppet Caper 1981
“Okay so imagine if the muppets never existed and someone made this film, it would win so many awards and be regarded as a revolutionary piece of art”- me to my flatmate while watching this
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The Muppet Christmas Carol 1992
Cried when Tiny Tim was dead in the vision of the future that bit was actually quite fucked
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Video Diary of a Lost Girl 2012
“This shit is like ass and tits for people with taste”
Was at the U.K. premiere screening (big up cafe blah). So upsetting this film doesn’t get the cult horror hype it deserves.
The aesthetic was incredible, without even considering how low budget it is, the editing, lighting, set design and costuming perfectly encapsulates that VHS era vibe. Reminds me of watching dodgy video horror on my granny’s grainy TV at 1am when I was 13.
The writing and dialogue…
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Crash 1996
As stated by my flatmate while we watched it, every single character in this is spiritually jobless. Another week of unemployment and I’ll be up to this kind of thing.
Absolute masterpiece I love you Cronenberg.
Young James Spader is my dream man btw, less so in this than Secretary though.
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