exa_eille

exa_eille Pro

tranny dyke with better taste in movies than you who thinks esoteric and erotic are the same thing

Favorite films

  • Howard the Duck
  • Inland Empire
  • Furious 7
  • Raw

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  • Batman & Robin

  • Batman Forever

    ★★½

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★½

  • The Substance

    ★★★★½

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  • Kinds of Kindness

    Kinds of Kindness

    ★★★★½

    Like being dragged feetfirst through a nightmare. The anthology choice was 100% correct, you keep thinking you’ve woken up from it and it drags you back in. Like being throttled to death and occasionally getting a gasp of air.

  • Swiss Army Man

    Swiss Army Man

    ★★

    Feels like a fake movie they’d show 30 second clips of throughout a season of south park as a running gag about how stupid movies are now.

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  • Juno

    Juno

    ★★★½

    Gained a half star for the Nintendo DS Lite. 

    Lost a full star for the worst soundtrack of all time.

  • The People's Joker

    The People's Joker

    ★★★★★

    Before 2025 i had never cried watching any media. 
    Now i have cried to a season 35 episode of the Simpsons, and a second watch of People’s Joker in a tranny filled cinema. 

    I’m so normal and doing so well y’all

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  • Surrender Dorothy

    Surrender Dorothy

    ★★★★★

    1998 audience: damn that's fucked up

    2023 audience: 👠👠kinDa hot 😳💛 WISH i were 💄 Dorothy 😩 for real 💕💕for real on goD 💚 DaDDy trevvy ✨𝓯𝓸𝓻𝓬𝓮𝓯𝓮𝓶✨ me toooo~~~ 💦 :3 say gooD girl again 🔥✂️🔥

  • Music

    Music

    ½

    Takes deep draw from cigarette 

    You weren't there man…. I was… I was there ground zero in pop music twitter when this movie happened…

    Stubs out Cig

    i can still hear the discourse.